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Old Apr 23, 2006, 10:41 PM // 22:41   #3761
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*administers every antidote known to man*

*laughs because china killed a doppleganger*

*calls forth a thunderstorm inside the bar*

*the robots fall over shorted out and the titans all go out in a puff of smoke*

*sips beer*

*slaps a steak or 2 on the grill out on the veranda*

*sits and watches the sunset*

*sips beer*
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Old Apr 23, 2006, 11:10 PM // 23:10   #3762
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*skeith paralyzes doc holliday with his staff*

you can do as i say or die
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 01:27 AM // 01:27   #3763
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*stands up, turns around and back slaps ineverdie and his avatar*

*"Bold words little man, now zip it or Ill break your hip!!!"*

*notices that no one gave the new guy a bar room greeting*

*grabs ineverdie's avatar and beats him over the head with it*

*throws ineverdie and his avatar into a wood chipper*

*sits down and continues sipping beer*

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Old Apr 24, 2006, 01:40 AM // 01:40   #3764
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*skeith hits the chipper with his staff, destroying it before we fall in*
*skeith uses his lightning speed to get behind doc holliday*
*skeith uses data drain on doc holliday to put him into a coma*
ah, theres my nice little greeting to ya.
*walks out, he needs to go to sleep*
see ya tomarrow.
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 02:32 AM // 02:32   #3765
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*Cast Edge of Extinction in the bar*
*Plant bombs everywhere in the bar*
*Run outside and explode the bombs*
*Watch as everyone fall dead*
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 05:01 AM // 05:01   #3766
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*laughs*
*doesnt die this time*
*i am no human ^^*
*drinks some coffee*
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 11:58 AM // 11:58   #3767
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*hides behind a wall to avoid the various lethal explosions in the bar*
*finds another lever in the store cupboard*
"Hmm?"
*pulls the lever*
*the bar is filled with toxic gas*
"Whoopsie"
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 12:06 PM // 12:06   #3768
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*puts on gas mask, tries to sip beer, sighs...*
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 12:45 PM // 12:45   #3769
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"Thinks to himself, I'm already dead...no skin off my back. /meh*
*Floats around smashing people's drinks with a gigantic hammer*
"M000haha"
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 02:27 PM // 14:27   #3770
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*looks at his drink getting smashed*
*sighs*
*smashes Sama with a gigantic axe*
*take that*
*orders a coffee*
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 09:11 PM // 21:11   #3771
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im back
*laughs at chinas bannage*
*wanders why he was banned*
*summons skeith*
*orders a milkshake and sits next to mesmer*
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 10:32 PM // 22:32   #3772
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*wakes up from nap*
*pulls out a 15-22 fouious (sp?) katana of fortitude and lobs ineverdie's head off*
*sits back down casting P.S.
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 10:55 PM // 22:55   #3773
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*wakes from coma*

*forces skeith and ineverdie to each drink a pan galactic gargle blaster*

*skieth and ineverdie both fall into a coma*

*opens a hole to oblivion and tosses them both in*

*closes hole*

*sips beer*
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Old Apr 24, 2006, 11:20 PM // 23:20   #3774
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*skeith comes back and ressurects me*
*skeith infuses perfectus into a sword, and gives it to me*
*skeith puts every negative status effect on doc holiday*
*skeith prepares to dodge and tank any attack known to man and doc holliday with his 1337 speed and infinite hitpoint value*
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 01:23 AM // 01:23   #3775
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*wills skieth out of existence so he can never return*

*uses purge conditions*

*sips beer*
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 01:57 AM // 01:57   #3776
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*sips beer, rips apart shoelaces*
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 02:35 AM // 02:35   #3777
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*wonders if pwned went nuts*

*hands him some new shoelaces and a differnt brand of beer*

*sips beer*
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 03:27 AM // 03:27   #3778
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puts on some music.
dances.
falls asleep.
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 03:55 AM // 03:55   #3779
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*throws herring at batou*

*sips vodka*
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 07:09 AM // 07:09   #3780
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*Steals Icefire's Vodka*

*downs it in one*

*starts talking trash*
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